(303): My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.

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D – Demonstrate ValueE – Engage PhysicallyN – Nurturing DependenceN – Neglect EmotionallyI – Inspire HopeS – Separate Entirely

D – Demonstrate Value
E – Engage Physically
N – Nurturing Dependence
N – Neglect Emotionally
I – Inspire Hope
S – Separate Entirely

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Santa: So son, what would like for Christmas, huh?
Charlie: Did you fuck my mom?
Santa: What?
Charlie: Did you fuck. My. Mom.
Santa: What do you mean? Uh, uh…
Charlie: Did you fuck my mom Santa Clause?


Santa: So son, what would like for Christmas, huh?

Charlie: Did you fuck my mom?

Santa: What?

Charlie: Did you fuck. My. Mom.

Santa: What do you mean? Uh, uh…

Charlie: Did you fuck my mom Santa Clause?

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(660): Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
(281): What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
(660): Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was ‘coney island’ decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni.

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